Doom Eternut
The Nut Job 3: Nut Harder is looking mighty strange as breaking news regarding the development of a brand new Call of Duty killer has been announced. Titled Squirrel with a Gun for the time being by it’s army of adoring fans. They have only scraps of news and content surrounding this ground-breaking title.
Woah, woah. Bring it back.
Okay, lets be serious here for a second. It seems an indie game developer by the twitter handle of QuiteDan is making a project on the Unreal 5 engine about a squirrel with a gun. On Twitter, a small group of people began to joke about this game being better than Battlefield 2042 (not hard if we’re being honest). Going by the small amount of footage we have, it seems to include takedown animations, the ability to Mac-10 jump and, further down the thread, take on multiple assailants with no fuss.
This Squirrel has obviously got a tragic backstory as a child soldier, or something about a brother who betrayed the… Ah I give up, I think it’s going to be better than the Metal Gear series as a psychoanalysis of war and memes or something.

I’m hoping that the game comes with a Battle Pass, Lootboxes and pay-to-win mechanics so that it might survive long-term. I also hope it doesn’t have a long and painful development so that we can all play the next hit game that reminds me of Goat Simulator or even Conker’s Bad Fur Day in a sort of nostalgic way. Oh, and the British ESports official Twitter could only reply in one way.
Will you spend £60 on this masterpiece? Will you buy the Battle Pass? Let us know down in the comments what you think of fun projects like this! Or, you can get more rodent action by reading our review of the Chip ‘N’ Dale movie! And don’t forget to join our Discord for more news and discussions!
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